laugh-addict:

“Excuse me, hoe?”

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(via death-by-lulz)

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jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

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laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

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ambidextrouscrow:

queenkickass:

i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet

like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again

but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU 

MOTHER OF DICK TRACY ACCURATE

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mojosodope178:

lookin at cho girl like

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